Savaged in Olympos and Cunted in Cappadocia

I've discovered a lethal combination.....

1 Ryan
1 Brit named John
~15 $2 pints
various vodkas, rakis and ****s (<- for my mom)
1 bar full of horny turkish girls
4 nights at our disposal
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lunacy

Imagine a man with the drinking mentality of Sankaran, the endurance of BJ (in his prime...), and Luke's "je ne sais quoi"....plus add in countless references to himself in the 3rd person and you get John...

Its like i never left home...

Olympos is a fun place...dirt cheap and a pumpin nightlife...its by far the busiest place weve been in Turkey....270 people in the place we stayed....many of them turkish ladies looking to meet "foreign boys".....i had to forcefully remove one girls teeth from my nipple on numerous occasions.....muslim country my ass

After 4 days spent getting absolutley cunted (one of my many new british words...) in Olympos we (wallace and the three brits) have moved on to Cappadocia for much of the same....though now surrounded by desert-like thousand year old caves carved out/eroded from the rock instead of lush forest and beach....these things have to be seen to be believed...here's hoping i manage to get out and take some pictures....unfortunately the budget doesnt allow for a balloon ride ($90 US or $210 US) which is the best way to see the landscape...

Right....missing most of you immensely....and the others moderately....

ryan