Ios

Internet is expensive on this island so i'll have to make it quick....which is unfortunate because Ios has already provided countless stories...

First off.....wallace and i were wandering around shitfaced in the "bar square" the first night we were here when out of nowhere i hear a muffled "webb!!" from somewhere near my feet.....look down to see coldy half passed out with a cigarette.....the bastards had arrived in Ios the same day and conveniantly not mentioned to us...as far as i knew they were supposed to be in Italy chasing spaghetti women.... so after one raucus reunion (darcy carried me around the barin a bear hug) we've proceeded to turn Ios on its head.....the crew is now fairly large (and all canadian...wierd...) still hanging around with those hairy white rock dudes and the french girls...

anyway, this island is a blast....spend the days scoping chicks on the beach, the evenings scoping chicks in the bars, and the early mornings dealing with the days harvest....stir, rinse, repeat.....

oh...and canadian club is cheaper here than at home....nothing like a prolonged long rye binge on a mediterranean island....

regarding the bomb and zoe's comments....my plan is to be nowhere near istanbul during the summit....i need a photo-op with bush as much as axel rose needs a crack habit...(though the idea of launching ripe fruit at the pres is soooo tantalizing)....i figure i'll let the long-haired freaks do the protesting (wait a second....)

Speaking of which....who'\s bright fucking idea was it to have a Nato summit in istanbul right now.....are this people completely oblivious....you might as well hold the thing in jerusalem.....unbelievable...it's like cheering for tampa bay in a london bar full of candians...you're just asking for a beer bottle up the keester....

beach is beckoning...

ryan